Pen Pal

from $6.99

Meet PenPal™.

Write hard. Draw harder.

The mini testicles that slide onto any standard writing implement and just hangs there — quietly, confidently, waiting for someone to notice. And they will notice.

Slip it onto your favorite pen and you've got a writing instrument with personality. Stick it on a pencil and, well — now you've got yourself a pencil d*ck. We're not sorry.

Perfect for passive-aggressive desk décor, dull meetings that needed something to talk about, or anyone who has been slowly losing their mind in an open-plan office. Great for making everyone in your office burst out with laughter and say, "WTF?! HR will be contacting you shortly."

Available in Light, Medium, Dark, and Black. One for every occasion. Use your judgment but don’t be judgmental.

Disclaimer

⚠️ Choking Hazard ⚠️

(Can’t believe we even have to say that! No one wants the Darwin Award!)

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Meet PenPal™.

Write hard. Draw harder.

The mini testicles that slide onto any standard writing implement and just hangs there — quietly, confidently, waiting for someone to notice. And they will notice.

Slip it onto your favorite pen and you've got a writing instrument with personality. Stick it on a pencil and, well — now you've got yourself a pencil d*ck. We're not sorry.

Perfect for passive-aggressive desk décor, dull meetings that needed something to talk about, or anyone who has been slowly losing their mind in an open-plan office. Great for making everyone in your office burst out with laughter and say, "WTF?! HR will be contacting you shortly."

Available in Light, Medium, Dark, and Black. One for every occasion. Use your judgment but don’t be judgmental.

Disclaimer

⚠️ Choking Hazard ⚠️

(Can’t believe we even have to say that! No one wants the Darwin Award!)

Fits any standard pen or pencil — Slides on in seconds. Hangs there forever. Or until HR intervenes.

Four color options — Light, Medium, Dark, Black. Match your vibe. Or don't. PenPal™ doesn't judge.

Durable & lightweight — Small enough to forget it's there. Impossible for anyone else to ignore.

Instant conversation starter — The kind of thing you can't unsee. You're welcome.

Ideal gift — Stocking stuffer, white elephant showstopper, "I saw this and thought of you" energy. Ships discreetly. Arrives memorably.

PenPal™. Power your tool at the office. HR will be notified.